Total Medals Earned: 381 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,645 Points
Medals Earned: 18/51 (100/510 points)
Enlarges the crafting area
Say "omnomnom" while you do that!
Furnaces will burn and smelt items
Use a furnace, coal, and iron ore to make iron ingots!
You can now mine diamonds... sparkle sparkle!
They explode if you fail!
Pigs drop pork, and you eat pork to live
They will shoot arrows at you if you don't
They can climb walls
Careful though - you might need a sword
Wood is used in the most important crafting recipes!
You can craft or see your items in Mine Blocks.
Now you can build things
With this, you can also mine iron and make an iron pickaxe!
Torches will light up the dark
Use this to mine stone and coal
They teleport, are fast, and do a lot of damage. Good luck!
It's a pretty fancy ore!
Use an anvil!
Feed two animals food to make a baby!
Use the potion stand to make a potion!
Use an enchantment table!
This is much cooler than using a sword!
Catch a fish with a fishing rod!
They're a renewable resource.
Next up, carrots and potatoes!
They will shoot fireballs at you like crazy!
Leather can be made into the first tier of armor
Nothing's worse than a chicken with attitude.
But they're so warm and cuddly!
They pretty much will freak you out until you do anyway
Bahhh! They drop wool.
Just make sure to wash you hands after!
They typically attack in groups!
Open a door with redstone or a pressure plate!
Reflect a ghast's fireball back at itself!
They'll be your best friends in the world!
Use an enderpearl to teleport!
Sleep is time travel!
Just a'nether thing to do!
I'm not lying!
The next step is going to the nether
You can't be much fancier than a diamond pickaxe!
Mix water into pure lava!
Interstellar warping may occur.
Congratulations! You beat the first boss in Mine Blocks!
Find 7 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 8 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find 9 of the items in Scavenger Hunt!
Find all 10 items in Scavenger Hunt! Amazing!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/80 points)
Who gives a damn about credits? You do!!!
Viewed all the submissions in a single loop.
Medals Earned: 22/33 (115/380 points)
from Alien Hominid
from BEEBO
from the Brackenwood series
from Blockhead
from Cat Face
from Nameless
from NWAR
from Eddsworld
from Miss Dynamite
from the Neurotically Yours series
from the Madness series
from Jerry
from Girlchan in Paradise
from Kerrigan and the Frog, etc.
from LARRY
from Leo & Satan
from Pico's School
from Newgrounds
from Time Fcuk
from XOMBIE
from ZTV News
Control the hands in the mini-game select screen!
from the Audio Portal
from the Greasy Moose series
from the No Evil series
from Salad Fingers
Try out a mini-games' alternate keys!
Link to a figurine's original submission!
Read the story!
Look at the figurines!
Watch the movie!
Find all the mini-games' Easter eggs!
Beat every mini-game!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
You can now move left...
You got to the end. Well done.
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/280 points)
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 8/11 (210/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Win a perfect showdown
10 ricochet kills
Say goodbye to an old friend
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 6/11 (70/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.